1. Design and Layout

1. "Roast this landing page’s design like it’s competing for the 'Worst UI of the Year' award."
2. "Why does this landing page look like a middle school HTML project?"
3. "Point out how the color scheme of this landing page could be used to induce headaches."
4. "Roast the landing page for its layout that seems like a puzzle with missing pieces."
5. "Why does this landing page feel like a junk drawer of random design elements?"
6. "Critique the landing page for spacing issues that make it feel like the content is suffocating."
7. "Roast the landing page for having a font size that requires binoculars to read."
8. "Why does the landing page look like it was designed during a power outage?"
9. "Roast the landing page for its jarring mix of fonts like a ransom note."
10. "Point out how this landing page’s layout is as confusing as a maze."

2. Content and Copywriting

1. "Roast the landing page copy that sounds like it was written by a bored AI."
2. "Why does the landing page read like a bad script from an infomercial?"
3. "Critique the landing page for using jargon so thick it needs subtitles."
4. "Roast the landing page for promising the moon but offering a moon rock instead."
5. "Why does this landing page make 'cutting-edge' sound like a dull knife?"
6. "Point out how this landing page’s copy is fluffier than a marshmallow."
7. "Roast the landing page for copy that feels more like a bedtime story than a call to action."
8. "Why does this landing page’s content feel like a word salad?"